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MONKEY BUSINESS - THAT'S A HARD MONKEY TO GET OFF OF YOUR BACK




SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am
LMAO!


Cause -


TAGS: hokey pokey
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 29, 2013, 6:38 pm
Thanks everyone.
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 12:06 am
Love it spacedog! 5L
Greeny - November 28, 2013, 8:58 pm
Nice
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Bada Bing. 5 twirling cats
Sho - November 28, 2013, 6:54 pm
Lmao instant 5/f!


A GIRAFFE IS RAPING A DONKEY - Your argument is invalid




SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

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JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:47 pm
"Please, Mr. Linesman... Let the players fight. Let them fiiiight... Let them fiiiiight... Let them fight. Let them fight! Let them Fight!! LET THEM FIGHT!! LET THEM FIGHT!!!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
WE WIN!!!
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm
4-2 -_-
Grim [email protected] - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
WOOT!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
shootout
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
FACK!!!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm
DAMN THE SWISS!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the shit out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim [email protected] - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sweet poster!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.


TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm
That Looks Soooo Good


TXT MSG -




HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




Gamer's Keyboard -


TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the shit out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am
FUCK YOU BUDDY!
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in buttons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional buttons, firing buttons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm
Caps Lock makes you look fucking retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm
REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE WASD BECAUSE THEY WEAR THAT SHIT OFF DUMBASSES ALSO CRUISE CONTROL
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right


TASTES LIKE ASS -


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: jackass bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my bitch.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!


TAGS: us hockey beats canada when sumo s fly
Rating: 4.41/5

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MO - February 23, 2010, 11:39 am
Damn! I still can't seem to break into the left lane. Thought this one was gonna do it. Meh. I'm hoping it was just our 'nucks that 1Led it.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 10:54 pm
bah! the hits just keep coming
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
Or upstream, dammit.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
Jumping upstram, like the salmon of Capistrano?
Cubbybear - February 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
The day I see a Samoan on skis is the day I....5/5
phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
ZOMG MO!!! OUT FREAKING STANDING! 5L!
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:46 pm
That's thanks in mexican....
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:45 pm
Domo arrigato dudes!
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mo shoots, he SCORES!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:13 pm
Love it MO...5 sumo skiing Poodles
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:07 pm
Naa the 5-3 stands out beautifully
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks Grey! Damn hard to read with the blue text though.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:49 pm
Mo FTW!! 5L


MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns




HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.




INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the button for the ASCII penises?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.




MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.


TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am
Frickin rookie. Don't like the damn Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am
MUAH!


TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -


TAGS: rickey bobby
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:39 pm
Ha! Nice one.
Bandit5906 - July 13, 2012, 7:10 pm
Great pet!


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock


TAGS: find the key to success
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:01 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:37 pm
We've all been there. 5L for the Motifake, plus an additional 1L for not using an image of a cheap MasterLock.


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.


TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

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Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
Thanks?
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.


TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Wrathchild

Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am

Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.


TAGS: lenin mickey and jesus
Rating: 4.26/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm
@ serenityfailed I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.
EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am
Your evidence?
Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am
Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt
heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am
Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!
serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am
except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, sexist, fascist Nazi supporter
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
great picture, great text!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
Love it!


360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG


TAGS: cook zoo wild animals squirrel wall street journal marin monkey twins capttivity
Rating: 1.5/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 10:44 am
This appears to be a liberal/anti-darwin attack somehow linked to the Renewable Energy Group.


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?




BUTT INSPECTORS - How do you think he got that in there?




Lugubrious -




BOSTON BRUINS - Full Of Shit




BELONGING -


TAGS: tiger monkey
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reycolons619 - January 9, 2011, 6:52 am
cuteeeeeee 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:51 pm
That's beautiful.


FIRST AID -


TAGS: wcfields quote whiskey snake humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:41 pm

And thank you.
lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:40 pm

Hmmmm. Always double check quotes. This one comes up as I've reproduced it everywhere I looked.
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:23 pm
thot he said 'of which I also keep handy', but yeah, 5


HAPPY MEAL PIZZA - Have you had your STROKE today?


TAGS: mickeyd s
Rating: 3.59/5

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Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 9:34 am
WANT!
Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:03 pm
Either way... I so would never eat that *vomits*
Cubbybear - February 10, 2009, 7:02 pm
Either way...it works
Signe - February 10, 2009, 6:38 pm
You mean heart attack?


MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.


TAGS: monkeys adult hilarious
Rating: 2.45/5

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nowyasee - March 24, 2012, 2:56 pm
it's tossing the other one's salad!! aka eattin out the bootyhole!!
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:40 am
I am quite confused about what the Hell is going on in that photo.
Indstinkt - September 13, 2008, 3:27 am
Orang-utans are apes, not monkeys.


I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

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SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more boob for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
5 burned houses xD


CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


IRISH CURE FOR EVERYTHING -




HOCKEY - because we need at least one sport in the World that isn't completely pussiefied


TAGS: hockey fight
Rating: 1.95/5

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culos - October 9, 2008, 3:59 pm
They must all be gay, why else would they constantly fondle the other guys?
Mauser98k - July 30, 2008, 11:39 am
you're. damn. right.


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


PUNCTUATION -


TAGS: punctuation is key
Rating: 3.91/5

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thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 9:04 am
Anyway, that punctuation makes no sense. Helping uncle Jack, off his horse... makes no sense. I would help uncle Jack get off of his horse.
Ed-Hyde - July 30, 2010, 8:55 am
taken from another site. 1L


YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.


TAGS: monkey spank lion eat
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 11:15 am
ROFL. 5 Lions more want to spank the monkey now!


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with shotgun
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with shotguns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


BOOBS -


TAGS: epic boobs monkeys hot
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:19 pm
this is photoshoped... I mean those hairy fellas ;)
j76harris - March 3, 2012, 10:44 am
LOL - Ain't that the truth
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 7:18 am
Boobs loves money. Those hairy fellas have no chance.


SMILE ! -


TAGS: smile looking monkey funny
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:49 am
I'm suddenly reminded of a story my parents tell of an experience they had at the Cincinnati Zoo....


AMBITION -


TAGS: dog key crankyhead
Rating: 4.88/5

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Axis - April 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
lol good
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 10:54 pm
Greatness.
Sean - January 2, 2011, 8:19 pm
This is great, but I have a question: do I have to run? That sounds like a lot of work, what with a full bladder in all. And some of yous guys live kinda far from me. Just askin'. 5.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:41 pm
just kiddin around with you =)
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm
Thanks for the advice rerun...and cranky well you just gave the information I already had.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm
TheOne, there's no secret, all the photos I use are found on the internet. =)
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:07 pm

send a PM of it to a regular for an opinion of what it falls under.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:58 pm
The word "impact" is giving me an...idea I feel a poster coming on but Im not sure if I it demotivational /r motivational guess I'll have to see.
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:54 pm
DPay no mind to me... I'm not a mod, and don't have an impact here.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:53 pm
Ah I see,so im goin to be here a "little" longer btw time im up to that rank to know the secret aye?
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
Closely guarded secret... shared amongst those who can make the best of them. In the wrong hands, it's a sad sight.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:37 pm
Where do you guys find these pictures?


IRELAND'S GIFTS TO THE WORLD -


TAGS: irish whiskey
Rating: 4.57/5

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Aurielius - November 3, 2015, 11:29 pm
The same goes for any good single malt
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:36 am
Hmm...I always thought Black Bush came from France...
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:43 pm
This one her son is go'in me favorits. 5 Lads dead at the bar.
Iconoclast - March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm
It is what my father-in-law to be said to me when he asked me to join him in a whiskey, asked how I took my whiskey and I replied (dumb me) "with ginger ale." I had never had fine whiskey at that point in my life. I responded, "Yes sir, thank you sir"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
This poster comes with the Moo+ seal of approval. 5L (that Bushmills black is an evil mistress)


ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
Even zebras like ass.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
We shall name her "Debra"


on russian thanksgiving -


TAGS: putin turkey
Rating: 4.95/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:07 pm
That reminds me: Now that Bond seems to have retired at the end of "Spectre", does that mean thy'll get back to the old nature of Bond films--if they make another-- and find a new James Bond?
entwine1 - December 27, 2015, 9:04 pm
I am Pootin, James Pootin
CaptMickeyd - December 2, 2015, 11:42 am
That is wonderful, RL. Love it.
maoworks2 - November 26, 2015, 5:28 pm
Living All My Life With The H Bomb Over My Head, Let It Fall !
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 12:14 pm
Good shooting, Turkey! L L L L L
concern3 - November 26, 2015, 10:23 am
fantastic 5er


OPPORTUNITIES - If you're afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.


TAGS: blonde monkey
Rating: 4.81/5

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GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


ENLIGHTENMENT -




TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.56/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


WAYCEST - Wrong, illegal and damn right hot.


TAGS: my chemical romance waycest mikey gerard way
Rating: 1.81/5

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Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
this is a terribly taken picture, of random kids, the one on top looks fat.. .__. so chill ppl x3
Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
thaats not waycest... thats only found in fanfics, not real life, pfft..if u get them drunk enough it could happen, but im talking -drunk enough to mistake ur girly man brother for a chick- drunk, at that level people start molesting barnyard animals.
JimmyBoy - July 5, 2009, 4:13 pm
Ok looking it up now...here it is...OH DEAR GOD NO!
naucious - May 12, 2009, 2:35 pm
when u find out...u wont want to look any more...search in urban dictionary...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 9:53 pm
What the hell am I even looking at.


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: monkey see monkey do
Rating: 4.82/5

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Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice one :)


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...


TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.4/5

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Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"


IIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIII - will aaallllwayyyss loovvvee youuuuuuuu




DISNEYLAND CHINA - Built by children for children.


TAGS: mickey mouse child labor
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - April 10, 2011, 7:07 pm
i wonder how they locked up in the "it's a small world ride"


HOCKEY - ”A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.” - Paul Gallico


TAGS: hockey paul gallico
Rating: 4.32/5

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Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:30 pm
Holy....is that from a gash on the neck?!
suckatgolf - February 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
I was at that game. Thank goodness there was a Dr. in the 1st row.


DONKEY ARTILLERY -


TAGS: donkey guns explosive
Rating: 3.65/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:16 pm
Don't need extra ammo cartiges. Want to see how fast that animal bolts after the first shot? LOL
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:13 pm
You mean...ready....aim....HEE HAWW HEE HAWW..
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:36 pm
Ready... Aim... Fire!


LEAFS FANS - Cheering "Golf Leafs Golf" since 2004




YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns hotpockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


ENGLISH POR FAVOR -


TAGS: monkey dog communication
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
I call foul play... you saw my coming to MotiFake XD jk, 5L I laughed hard while reading that thanks for that


TRAINING STANDARDS -


TAGS: discipline is key
Rating: 4.31/5

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GySgt1811 - April 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.


DEMON MONKEY - will freak the shit out of you




YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... - Monkey see, monkey do


TAGS: monkey
Rating: 3.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2015, 1:02 am
WHOA! My mind cannot unsee what I've seen!


FIDDLING -


TAGS: nero rome vancouver hockey riot
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am
Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.
Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm
just saw a news update on the photo. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out
Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm
At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too


TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving


TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how


TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!


SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"


TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

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Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
So how's he going now?


RETARDS -


TAGS: wit day retards monkey mom dad you motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.36/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Guess what. He’s a phukking lunatic. A genius, but can’t do anything with his intellect. I’d trade ya in a heartbeat. So get the phukk over yerself and join in the fun, or go somewhere hearts bleed. We’re all bled out here.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:03 pm
Most folks here have some sorta major problem not looked upon by the general society as ‘normal’…and guess what, we poke fun at ourselves. I wish my first born son was just mentally challenged or whatever the acceptable term is today.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
So, FY, you sign up, look for ‘retard’ tags, found two…from 2009..with barely a rating of 2 (showing nobody cares for that kind of humor) and now, your first posts, make derogatory comments. Bravo.
Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:40 pm
That is so rude my sister is Down syndrome and I'd say yous don't know wat it's like to live with a person that's disabled it's very very hard
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 1:27 am
having fun with ur voting again...lol
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
not your mother,Ron, the readers
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
There are 29 different types of humor, and this uses more than the wit assignment needed. Wit, sudden sharpness, and quick perception. Exaggerism, overstating the feature, and Epigram, a shot at YOUR mother. 5 Take it as a jokes!!
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 5:44 pm
luv the ear ring and lipstick. Start voting it down sweetheart.


MR. MACKEY - drugs are bad mkay


TAGS: mr mackey south park
Rating: 1.82/5

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ryan - January 1, 2009, 5:21 pm
mkay mr. mackey


LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.


TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am

post to motitwist too


FIRST DATE -


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.79/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am
Well done.


INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.




MONKEY PIG - Where is your God now?


TAGS: monkey pig god create
Rating: 2.61/5

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agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
Tunnel = 1


MARCHING BAND - When his cymbals come together, the hills themselves shake!


TAGS: monkey cymbals marching band
Rating: 1.65/5

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nope - February 23, 2009, 1:17 am
I LOVE YOU CHIM CHIM


ASSASSIN MONKEY -


TAGS: assassin monkey not amused angry
Rating: 3/5

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Treehodger - September 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
How this only had a 1.9 after 9 votes is beyond me... I gave it a solid 5. Who does not like an Assassin Monkey?! O.o;


SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!




FIRED -


TAGS: pizza sucks donkey balls cubby
Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)


HOCKEY IMITATES LIFE - Between Periods It's wonderful


TAGS: hockey life woman hottie
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:32 pm

and one almost always has to work at scoring


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